Ek Pathan Dhobi Se: Tum Aise Bure Kapde Dhote Ho Ki Faad Kar Ek Ke Do Kar Dete Ho Dhobi Ne Kaha: Janab Fir Meri Sharafat Bhi To Dekhiye Main Paise Sirf Ek Kapde Ke Leta Hu!
Jito: Itni Raat Ko Kaha Gae The? Pappu: Apni Garlfrend Se Milne! Jito: Kis Liye? Pappu: Han 'Maa' Bahut Kis Liye!
Pappu Ne Ek Raah Chalti Ajnabi Se Kaha "Aapne Pahchana Mujhko?" Ladaki: Nahin Aap Kaun Ho? Pappu: Main Wahi Hu Jisko Aapne Parson Bhi Nahin Pahachana Tha
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Happy Holi Happy Holi Happ... . . . Dhadam! . . . . . . . Pappu: Maine Tujhe Pahle Hi Kaha Tha Dhire Chala Ab Lag Gayi Naa!